Ranting is my favorite form of expression. It’s passionate, informal, and authentic. Here are a few of my less offensive rants that hopefully encourage some ranting in you.
If you are a watcher of chick flicks then you are already most likely familiar with one of the greats called The Proposal. If you’ve seen this movie you might have briefly wondered how much older Sandra Bullock was than Ryan Reynolds (the answer is 12 years) but you most likely put that inquisition aside…
There were some things my siblings and I were not allowed to say growing up. “Shut up”… Super banned “I hate you”… You are definitely losing your dinner and getting cayenne pepper on the tongue “I wish you had never been born”… This was the worst of all things to say. My mom told us…
Just letting you know right off the bat that you’re going to want to pull up YouTube/Spotify/Pandora (do people even use Pandora for music anymore?) before reading this… and start playing waltz music. It doesn’t really matter what kind of waltz music… OH WAIT YES IT DOES Russian waltz would be the best to play…
Sometimes I walk into social situations where the vibe is just… off. There are weird clusters of people whispering in corners. There’s a bounteous table of food but nobody will approach it because of this invisible boundary. A bunch of small talk is happening but nobody is interested in having meaningless conversations. This “offness” is…
This rant is dedicated to George who witnessed one of the most traumatic events of my life. George you brought normalcy in a time of chaos and comfort in a time of distress. I have been accompanied on most of my life adventures by one of the truest and most loyal of friends. I’m talking…